John Legend is something however. I imply, it’s been readily obvious for a while. All one must do is hear his ballad All of Me and the lyrics – “Playing cards on the desk, we’re each exhibiting hearts” – to know he’s not precisely a deep, lyrically advanced artist.
What he is, nonetheless, is at all times prepared to faucet dance for the left and their newest ‘woke’ initiatives. As such, McSweeny’s editor Lucy Huber not too long ago reminded us of that with Legend’s ‘up to date’ model of the traditional Christmas track Child, It’s Chilly Outdoors.
Huber posted the lyrics to the X social media platform and gave her ideas: “The up to date lyrics to John Legend and Kelly Clarkson’s Child It’s Chilly Outdoors are actually so humorous.”
It relies on the way you have a look at it actually. The cringe makes it humorous, positive. Nevertheless it additionally makes it unhappy that someone with the final title of Legend could possibly be such a disappointment.
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Look, I’m not going to faux I do know so much about John Legend’s physique of labor, largely as a result of I want good music. However what I do know is the person has a problem with being simply triggered.
And that comes by means of in spades in his model of Child, It’s Chilly Outdoors. As Huber factors out, Legend needs you to know in his interpretation of the track, the male just isn’t a date rapist. That’s key. The reminders that the protagonist and his date each give consent for merely being in the identical room is perpetual.
What is going to my associates assume? (I feel they need to rejoice)
If I’ve yet another drink? (It’s your physique and your selection)
It’s your physique and your selection. Phrases truly uttered in a Christmas track. Oh, and I merely refuse to imagine this video exists:
Legend ought to make individuals who must take heed to this crap signal consent varieties.
The track has gone from a person flirting with a lady within the hopes that she’ll stick with him to a man who can’t wait to eliminate the poor lady.
There are at the least half a dozen references to John Legend telling Kelly Clarkson that he’s received a journey on the best way for her and to get the hell out. To not point out repeated references to an Uber driver named Murray.
I’ve received $100 that claims Murray is making out with Kelly inside 5 minutes after she was so relieved to get away from the ‘it’s your physique and selection’ beta she simply left behind.
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Suffice it to say, John Legend’s model of Child, It’s Chilly Outdoors is the worst Christmas track we’ve ever heard. And he had one of many finest Christmas songs to work with within the authentic!
That is coming from a man who has heard David Hasselhoff sing Jingle Bells. And now you’ll too.
Go forward, inform me that isn’t about 1,000 instances higher than John Legend’s ode to virgins.
Former President Donald Trump usually would poke enjoyable at Legend throughout his time in workplace, calling him “boring” (which is manner too type) and blasting his “filthy-mouthed spouse”, Chrissy Teigen.
The 2 have been featured at a Democrat three-day policy retreat in 2019 the place they admitted having to typically use comedy to deal with Trump within the White Home although “we’re crying inside.”
Not as a lot as we’re after listening to his Christmas music.
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